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i want a tumblr account.
getting tired of the same old, same old.
[[i do this a lot]]

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i have to be an adult now?

job interview number one, went as follows...

i woke up, spiffified myself, and got to macy's roughly twenty minutes early because i was convinced the alleged "executive offices" would be up some hidden stairwell and i would be wandering around for hours trying to find it.  but, although the employee... er, excuse me, retail sales associate was a bit turned around and confused when i asked her where the executive offices were ("Executive?  We have those?"), she eventually found them and took several minutes explaining where she was pointing, even though i saw the sign before she did.

the office was tiny and old, and a man with a fantastic mustache asked me very cheerfully what i needed.  i could possibly be a lost or disgruntled customer who happened to accidentally bypass the bathrooms.  i sat around waiting for lisa and listened to other employees talk about the woes of retail existence.
when lisa arrived, she was a short woman with a handshake like a floppy fish.  i smiled and was friendly, but was secretly hoping she wouldn't kill me once we entered her windowless office.  she asked me a lot of questions--something tells me they do this at interviews--and seemed pleased with my customer service/retail experience. 
at the end of the interview, she informed me that they didn't have any openings.
...
if anything, it was a great experience?

also, this morning, i thought i had lost my NRA hat, had a small heart attack, and then sprinted downstairs, Polly at my heals, to answer the door.  it was a UPS man who had clearly been expecting me to be a ninety-year-old woman but instead got a 22-year-old-who-looks-like-she's-16 and didn't quite know what to do with himself.  i understood "Karen" and "sign," followed shortly by a "see you later."
maybe next time i should wear make-up.

Jamie out.

because you've been asking for an update...

Flashback to the days when I was in high school and felt the need to post a new one every single day of my life…

Enjoy.

what was the last thing you drew a picture of? 
a squiggly line.  I have talents you can’t control. 

who wakes you up in the morning? 
my obnoxious cell phone… and less obnoxious boyfriend.

what should you be doing? 
obtaining a job, probably.

who was the last girl/guy to hurt you? 
I’m invincible, it’s okay. 

will you be home tonight? 
what, with this mad social life I have going on?  Ludicrous. 

would you go out in public looking like you do now? 
I just did… what are you trying to say?

do you like the person you are becoming? 
What doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger. 

do you miss your past? 
I miss April a lot.

when you say you don't care, do you mean it? 
yes.  I may be annoyingly indecisive, but I honestly don’t care.

what did you do yesterday? 
absolutely nothing of any significance. 

I also finished reading the first Harry Potter book.  Again.

what did you do today? 
peeled wallpaper.  Ate myself sick at Old Spaghetti Factory.

do you like writing stories or reading them better? 

That is… an incredibly difficult question to answer.

Probably reading because I can more easily escape my own world and mind in someone else’s.

do you like long car rides or do they bore you? 
My parents consider long car rides to be a fun weekend activity.

I grew up on them.

I love them.

are you hard to make conversation with? 
I hate small talk, what does that tell you?

Whose myspace did you last look at? 
people still use myspace?

Yeah… I know… I still visit my profile every day or so…

what was the last song that you listened to? 
Something from the Holes soundtrack. 

Because I’m awesome.

do you eat meat? 
om nom nom.

single or taken? 
Taken.  Rawr.

you're going on a road trip for a week, who are the two people you'd bring? 
what, only two??  Dang it….

Heidi and Kurodo.

Done. 

would you prefer to date someone taller, shorter, or the same height as you? 
Japanese height, please.

what are you going to be doing four hours from now? 
Talking to Kurodo?  Probs.

are you excited for anything? 
Roommate

And August.

Yep. 

have you ever cleaned up someone’s vomit? 
Yes.  Disgust.

is there anyone you'd like to just sit down and talk about things with? 

Things such as personal things or things such as the theology of myth within the text and whether or not it should be disregarded?

Yes.

what's the first thing you do when you wake up? 
look at my computer.

Addict.

are you happy with the way things are going? 
Always gonna be an uphill battle.  ;]

who is your favourite person to talk to when your down? 
Tasha. 

Or Kurodo. 

who were you last in a car with besides family? 
Eleanor.

In June.

I know. 

how were you feeling last night? 
Wall-E and then boyfriend?  Excellent.

the person you like texts you at 4 am saying "come outside" what do you do? 
“wtf, why … you’re … wtf?!!!” 

does the last person you held hands with mean something to you? 
=]]]]

Just a bit.

how did you get one of your scars? 
barista-ing + busy busy + hot hot hot tea = second degree burn

How much money did you spend last month? 
too much.

Why? 
car, spyware programs, clothing… 

Who was the last person to call you? 
tashayar.

Or mamabeans.

do you like waking up and having new text messages? 
yesss.  Gives me something to do.

is your current hair color your natural hair color? 
Depends on where you look.  

so, do you have blue eyes? 
Sometimes.

is there any alcohol in the fridge? 
None of mine.  How upsetting.

when was the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face? 
I don’t keep track of this.  So sorry.

have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? 
Several times… a lot.  But no…

would you rather have long or short hair? 
I miss my long hair.  Good looking.

do you like being home alone or does it freak you out? 
scares.me.SOMUCH.

are you ready for kids right now? 
Well let’s see…

I’m unemployed, unmarried, in debt, living in my parents’ house, and only 22 years old.

were you mad when you woke up this morning? 
my mom put good smelling food under my nose.  How infuriating?

how did you get your last bruise? 
I probably fell or ran into something.  Or Polly attacked me.  I don’t know.

If you woke up naked next to the last person you texted what would your reaction be? 
(Dylan) I would wonder how much alcohol was involved and then tell him that if he tried to make me abort our baby, I would jump off a bridge with his drugs.

Don't tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive? 
That’s the only reason I talk to him.  Duh. 

Do you like the beach? 
ILOVETHEBEACH.

Do you know anybody that has a distinct laugh? 
everyone?

Omg, Heidi. 

Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow? 
I’ma good girl and I’ma go to church.

Would you rather go to Greece or Hawaii? 
GREECE.

Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else? 
yessir.  I’m a small person, therefore people put me small places when they don’t know what to do with me. 

Would you like the ability to read minds? 
No, I would hate it.

Did you wake up in the middle of the night yesterday? 
Story of my life.

What has pissed you off today, if anything at all? 
OMGSTUPIDWALLPAPER 

Who did you last cry in front of? 
Probably Heather.  Haha.

Do you like your phone? 
touch screen?  Yes please. 

Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts? 
um… Regal Escondido!!!

Who was the last person you gave a dirty look to? 
some man in a garbage truck.  Rude.

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos? 
tattoo!!  Hebrew on the shoulder?  Yesplease. 

Where did the shirt you are wearing come from? 
three guesses.  The first two don’t count.

((starts with an “f” and ends with an “orever 21”))

What were you doing at midnight last night? 
watching True Blood with Kurodobeans?  I think so! 

You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life, what is it? 
WATER.

No seriously.

I love water. 

Have you ever gone skinny dipping? 
um… well… what who? 

Would you undress at a nude beach with other people around? 
HAHAHAHAHA.

Yes!!!  Cause it would be an amazing storyyyy.

Look down and to the right, what do you see? 
A stuffed moose.

Jealous? 

Ever written a secret admirer letter? 
HAHAHAHA yes!!  And put them in student mailboxes!!!  HAHAHA, late nights.

What is your special talent? 
injuring myself on a daily basis.